Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Das Uber Maus
Consider this mouse.
It is active, ...
... athletic ...
... and elusive.
Clearly it is a superior mouse... a better mouse.
And I have trapped it.
So, by definition, ...
... I have built a better mouse trap.
Those of you who doubted my ability to catch the mice in my garage using a dodgy homemade trap cobbled together from hardware cloth, wire and half a Walmart minnow trap -- you know who you are -- are singing another song now*.
*Probably Michael Jackson's Billy Jean which is playing constantly on all media outlets just now and sticks in your head like superglue.