One of the unforseen side-effects of my diet (see teleoscope: The Magic Feather Diet) is that I have to resist the temptation to turn into Richard Simmons. This photo shows me discussing weight-control strategies with Piglet who, despite being quite svelte for a pig, would present a more atheletic figure with a bit less cotton fluff on the hips.I will be attending DragonCon (a science fiction / media convention) in about a month and if I can't whip the Richard Simmons thing by then I am afraid I will be accosting Klingons -- who are almost all fat -- telling them that if they just follow my diet plan they can lose their fear of Spandex and join Star Fleet.
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